#7: NSA kids.

Site: http://www.nsa.gov/kids/home_html.shtml

The Setup

Have you been to an airport since late 2001? No? Well take a look around you, what are some things you see? Guns. Security. Signs. Bomb Sniffing Dogs. Security guards with Bomb Sniffing Dogs that have mounted guns on them.

Keeping 'Murka Safe

The NSA is the National Security Agency is the American Agency in charge of breaking codes and signals that are in code. Like, Imagine if in the movie Hackers, Angelina Jolie hated muslims. They are also basically the reason why the internet gets more policed every year, so pedophiles beware.

"Damn."

Ok? So What.

Imagine a world filled with Children, running around, seizing neighbor’s computers and conducting citizen’s arrests. The little bastards will run rampant while HUNUST HERD WURKING ‘MURKANS GET THEIR RIGHTS TOOKEN AWAY. Or, Imagine the little shits acting like little Rumsfelds.

FTT Photoshop Department: “You want what now?”

#6: NRA Kids

Site: http://www.nrahq.org/youth/

The Setup

Now, I’m not bashing the NRA or anything, but It feels like giving a child a rifle seems like an idea that CANNOT end well.

Naaah.

The NRA (The National Rifle Association) is a group of Americans who believe the Second Amendment is the greatest most important thing ever. They believe education of firearms and safety are the most important things to teach.

Or not.

Ok? So what.

Oh yeah, Most of the NRA thinks that every American should have a firearm. You know, just for safety. Imagine this scenario. Timmy has a gun. Jimmy stole his favorite truck. Timmy gets mad and shoots Jimmy in the face. The NRA blames it on poor parenting. Not the fact that Timmy had a FUCKING GUN.

#5: Westboro Baptist Church 4 kidz

Site: No.

The Setup

This

Ok? So what.

This.

#4: PETAKids

Site: http://www.petakids.com/

The Setup

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is a firm believer in animal rights. Going so far as to sometimes say the Ben & Jerry’s should use human breast milk rather than milk from cows. Seriously. In their free time, PETA likes to patrol around naked, throw red paint on folks, and be a general bother to everyone around them.

Ok? So what.

Remember the thing above about the Pedophiles? Mhm. Remember the section about PETA patrolling around naked? Mhm. PETA actually encourages ALL members, regardless of age, to join in the nudist rallies. Yeeah. But speaking of Pedophiles…

#3: Nambla

Site: http://www.nambla.org/youtview.htm

The Setup

Nambla (North American Man Boy Love Association) Is this guy.

Thought you saw the last of him? You thought wroooooooong.

Who think that they are this guy.

Three times. A new high score.

That’s right. They are actually proud of being pedophiles. The group thinks that they have the right to be in relationships with mature young boys (Read: Victims.) They have become somewhat well known in today’s world, even going as far to have a South Park episode about them.

Ok? So what.

If you were a child, and all of the sudden an adult wants to take you out to dinner, maybe see that new kid’s movie everyone is talking about, perhaps take a long walk on the beach, don’t you think you’d be at least a little bit disturbed? Yeah. Only a little.

#2: Kids and Teens for Satan

Site: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Kids.html

The Setup

No matter where you inhabit, the general consensus is that Satan is pretty much a huge dick. Satanism, founded by Anton LaVey, claims that rather than worshipping Satan, Satanism is more of a self worship.

Being fucking creepy is the only prerequisite!

Ok? So what.

Kids for Satan. KIDS. For Satan. KIDS FOR SATAN FOR GOD’S SAKE, WHAT MORE REASON DO YOU NEED!? Oh you didn’t actually follow the link? Dick. Anyway, if you flip through the Satanic Bible (Are you actually reading this shit?) topics mentioned are: Satanic Sex, Satanic Drug Use, Satanic Summoning, etc. So the next time you see a child, ask him if he’s fucked a priestess lately.

#1: KKK Kid’s Korp.

Site: http://www.kkk.bz/youthcorp.htm

The Setup

White Supremacy. Racist Hate Group. Where the hell have you been the last couple of decades?

“What in the fuck…”

Ok? So what.

Kids running around, committing hate crimes, dressing like ghosts, etc. What’s not spooky about that shit!? Actually, if you read the website, The KKK is trying to revamp their image. Now they’re less about hate. More about…Hate…