Acquaintances of mine know this isn’t too big of a secret, I’m an asshole. But what you may NOT know if that I am a regular Troll. So, I’ve decided to catalog my Trolling exploits as a new segment called “Tales of the Stupid.” In today’s TotS, we have a facebook group. Called Obama Sucks. [...]
NEWS: [7/5/10] Site Back Up
Well, well, well. The site’s been down. For a while. Now it’s up again. New and improved? Debatable.
REVIEWS
RECENT
Alice in Wonderland
3D films have shown us that people want to travel to fantasy worlds to make up for their pitiful existences.
Inglourious Basterds
Finally, you can know what to think, as FTT is the only definitive source of criticism and you are all sheep.
Chutzpah
Wooooo! Funny yiddish word! Yaaaaaay … This review is sure to delight young and old anti-Semites alike.
God
God almighty is not even safe from our deadly reviews. Let us see how omnipotent he is after we are done with him.
CLASSICS
Chartreuse
The elite FTT team of trained assassins/writers is back with a vengeance! What do we have in store for you this time? Mother effin’ chartreuse. That’s right, bitches.
Trevor
We here at FTT are proud to present of first, highly-anticipated review. Find all about what the consensus on Trevor was.
RANTS
F.R.A.N.C.O.’s The Show Episode 2
John Franco likes things. He also does not like things. In what he refers to as “The Show” John Franco lampoons internet culture, fucked up news stories, and just about anything he doesn’t find peachy. On a side note, Peachy is how you pronounce the Slovak word for C*nt. Direct link to episode: http://www.fuckthetitanic.com/podcast/theshow121409.mp3 To [...]
The F.R.A.N.C.O. Blog “Thoughts I have about Google Wave before my invite registers”
Let’s get one thing straight, Google is pretty much the Christ of the interbutt. But will my expectations be met? Will the beta of Google Wave change my life? Keep in mind that FTT is the only place for reliable information.
The 7 Most Hilariously Disturbing Websites for Kids
#7: NSA kids. Site: http://www.nsa.gov/kids/home_html.shtml The Setup Have you been to an airport since late 2001? No? Well take a look around you, what are some things you see? Guns. Security. Signs. Bomb Sniffing Dogs. Security guards with Bomb Sniffing Dogs that have mounted guns on them. The NSA is the National Security Agency is [...]